Indian American community not demanding FBI director Kashi Patel There are many reasons behind becoming one, plastic surgeon Dr. Dhivya Srinivasa said in one of her popular videos, “Get Ready With Me.” The video went viral because her viewers loved her nonchalant delivery of what they considered harsh truths. “We’re not angry because your significant other is a typically offensive white girl who thinks Hinduism is a language. We don’t even care that you Americanized your name Kashyap – you changed a name with ancient academic gravitas into something that sounds like the name of a Russian fintech cashback app,” Srinivasa said.“The reason Indians generally hate you is that our genes can’t even save you. Indians, we have eyes. It’s hailed as one of our best features,” she said, showing off her eyes. “But you look like you’re permanently auditioning to be an extra in an M. Night Shyamalan movie,” Srinivasa said. Orthopedic surgeons say that unlike Patel, Indians spend their own money. “When the Ambanis board their private jets, it’s because they own the fleet. When you see the 17th Indian billionaire wedding on TV, it’s because dad spent his own money,” she said, taking a dig at Kash Patel’s use of an FBI private jet. Srinivasa said Indians were arguing over who would pay the check at the dinner table, which was more heated than when Patel was trying to answer “yes” or “no” questions at congressional hearings. “We don’t need you to have custom Jordans, we need you to have a custom plan on how to release the Epstein documents.”Indians are smart, she says, they win the spelling bee and they don’t drink beer as hard as Patel. “Indian friends, here we are running Google, taking on world healthcare with our MBBS bad guys, literally inventing mathematics. I have the same name as one of the most famous mathematicians, Srinivasa Ramanujan. You can say anything about me, but you can’t call me stupid,” the surgeon added. Gujaratis are known as shrewd businessmen or women, Srinivasa continued her entertaining rant. “You know what a Gujarati would be famous for? Taking responsibility for a grumpy old white man.”
